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View fullsize **Snorts** ⠀ #LikeICouldEvenBEGINToComeUpWithAdequateHashtags #WhyAmIEvenBothering? #DeadPeopleCanApparentlyPostOnIG #CuzMyAsIsINTheGrave #InTheGreatBeyondLookingDownLike... #WaitDoesThatREALLYSayTheOBAMAS #LikeAsInUncleBarryAndQueenChelle?? #LikeAsI
View fullsize Listen. ⠀ When I say I SURVIVED 35, it is not an exaggeration. That trip around the sun tried to take my ass OUT, no lie. ⠀ But I made it. ⠀ Welcome to #18RoundTwo. ⠀ #WaitDoesThisMeanIJustBecameALegalAdultForTheSecondTime? #CuzIDontKnowHowIFeelAbout
View fullsize This is the last selfie I will post as a thirty-five year old (And BOY was that... an interesting year of life). ⠀ Reveleth thou in it for tomorrow, the remainder of my least favorite f***s will disintegrate, and I will have precisely zero left to gi
View fullsize Okay listen: every writer I know—aspiring, published, or otherwise—has like… writerly dreams and stuff. One of the most common ones is that illusive *New York Times Bestseller* title. And yes: it is 110% a great feeling when it hap
View fullsize Oh hi. ⠀ It's 3:20am. I am very much not 17 anymore and should be sleeping but I am thinking a lot about online perception vs. reality and also about how it's been literal months since I posted something profound. Let us killeth two birds with one st
View fullsize "I'm a cool mom." -June George ⠀ (📷: My beloved almost-nine year old) ⠀ #NahForReal #IHighkeyAmACoolMom #IllProveIt: #TodayITookMyEldestToHisNewOccupationalTherapist #AndOneOfTheTherapyTrainees --#ACollegeStudentMindYou-- #WasLike "#W
View fullsize WE'RE AT IT AGAIN! ⠀ Join me and my brilliant babes today at 7:30pm UK time (2:30pm Eastern for you Americans who are feeling lucky this afternoon) as we launch #BLACKOUT across the pond or whatever. Won't be drinking tea, but there will be plenty of
View fullsize Yes, yes it is #BLACKOUT Day, but more importantly... ⠀ 🚨TODAY IS MY MURDEROUS SUGAR SUNSHINE @writeinbk's SEVENTEENTH BIRTHDAAAAAAY!!!🚨 ⠀ This is how we will look at you if you do not: 1. Wish Tiffa-Pop a happy birthday and 2. Buy #Blackout. ⠀ You
View fullsize Last summer when everything was disastrous and no one knew if we'd ever be able to go outside again, my friends and I decided to write some love stories and make a novel (NOT AN ANTHOLOGY!) out of them. Tomorrow you can read it. And though we won'
View fullsize Shouts to my #1 Stan since I was a fetus, and to the Y-chromosome half of my own small spawn. #DaddiesAreLit #EspeciallyTheHeavilyInvolvedOnes #OnThisDayWeCelebrateTheRealest #TheAssWipers #SnotSnipers #ChangersOfDiapers #BoogeymanBusters #MonsterI
View fullsize Oh hi. 🥰 Not only am I alive (and relatively well), I want to tell you loves about a Very Important Event, hosted by the Harvard Bookstore, centered around a Very Important Book. It's going down TONIGHT, Thursday June 17, 2021, at 7:00pm Eastern St
View fullsize Hot Girl Tomboy Summer? Yes. I think that's what we'll do. ⠀ #Cool #ErrrybodyIsHeadedBackOutside #ButIHaveGottenUsedToThisComfortOverEverythingLife #SoLikeWhatever #BoutToBeOutHereInSweatshorts #LolYallKnowImLying #IAmDesperateToHaveSomewhereToGoSoIC